An eggbortion is serious shit. Don't yoke about this kind of stuff.

"Above, you see a photo of porn star Andy San Dimas just before her ejection"

"OH I'M SORRY I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE FUCKING PIRATES GAME"

Celebrating like a true Pirate, her booty was decimated by the end of the evening.

Bullshit. Everyone knows that can't be real.

/puts down NL Central standings

"My God, what a hot piece of ass."

This is in stark contrast to the WNBA draft, in which everyone already had extensions.

You mean a Alabama student.

"I didn't come here to play school."

Let's investigate:

Should be "back at school working" to learn when to use a/an in a sentence.

So how long until there gets to be a series of college level sports games with all user created content? Make up like 31 fake teams and then allow the user to create their own school, location, colors, mascot, jerseys, so on and so forth. With all randomized people.

NCAA is modern day slavery.

Am I the only one getting trolled by Kotaku's front page? I keep scrolling down and the same stories keep reappearing. I feel like I'm in the Lost Forest...

It was a fun show, not too pretentious, just the right amount of fun in these world where video games are mixed with real life and video game is the most important thing in the world.

Just too funny since EVERYONE knows how the story ends except for AB

Um, Adrien, I think you will want that 80 bucks back when you're 35 and living in a van down by the river.

A better headline:

Vince Young made videos like this at TGI Friday's every week.

Look up N*gger-Rich in the dictionary...See photo/this video.