And all over the world, the horrified screams of 3 people resonate in the silence of 7 billions people not giving a f*%k.

"See above map, designed by Tom Fulery." – Barry Petchesky, Sports Director, KTVU–TV

NOT IN MY HOUSE!

What are these graphics, pre-current gen?

I think you have repeated that quote twice. Made me feel like I had deja vu while reading.

But seriously, it looks like that truck was rendered on a PS1, it looks horrible. We have games where vehicles can be super detailed, why not in this one?

COTD. I hadn't even thought of that. +1

This is going to get awkward in Dynasty mode when the Super Bowl MVP receives a 10-year-old clunker in 2024.

wtFFFF this is america fight in enlgish!!!

I got my money on the drunk fat guy.

While this guy may be able to bask in the anonymity of the Internet, it's no mystery who predicted that all the matches would run short: it was the under taker.

(shuffles plans)

Despite his smug bombast, user Patriots2007 only went 18-1.

All right then. Let's talk about the Aaron Hernandez some more.

They do realize that Geno is not a running QB, right? RAYCESS.

After being overshadowed recently, it's refreshing to see New York trying to reclaim its status as the year's worst disaster involving a Jet.

I assume both you and ESPN are going to give pre-camp reports about the other 31 teams too, right?

Indeed, I wonder what could have...colored their perceptions.

ENOUGH WITH ATHLETES AND THEIR TATTOOS.

Things are so bad for this team that KTVU has already sent out a memo to all staff on how to properly handle these Jets' demise.

Do they play sports in jail? He is gonna be so fucking good at jail sports.