Because the world is a stupid fucking place.

It would be equally as terrible if the Anonymous Person followed up with "lol" and "jk" when posting his bail.

Watching people who don't play video games make jokes about video games makes me feel icky and irritated. I imagine physicists feel the same way when they watch most action movies.

Tina and I were taking bets as to how long it would take for someone to post that. I think I owe her lunch.

this. Leno has never been funny. not once. not ever.

Fixed.

That's because the NFL is the only truly national sport remaining. It'll draw viewers no matter who's involved. They don't have to be regionally biased when the Packers are more capable of drawing huge ratings than the Texans in spite of the massive difference in the respective teams' local population bases.

My local GameStop has never gone "down" from heavy traffic. You simply wait longer in line.

Suspicion of DUI

He refused a breathalyzer test, and was taken into custody.

Tebow's plan to get everyone on the Pats arrested just so he can get playing time seems excessive.

@SI_PeterKing

This is what you get when you draft kids and then don't monitor who they're hanging out with. In this case, I assume it must have been NFL front office personnel.

Looks like he's ready to transition from player to management.

This is absolutely why the Deadspin I-Team exists. I can only imagine the awesomeness that an interview with platinum Kid Rock would yield

I think the terrorists have won.

+une

Your move, Kanye

It's simple. Lamar's demonstrating to the umpteen paps stalking him the proper protocol for taking a pic: Like the woman in the car did, just fucking ask. I'm with Lamar on this one.

...throwing all of his shit...in the middle of the street.