Skelatron
Skelatron
Skelatron

It's OK because he's an object for her amusement, not a person.

You can have my longer cargo shorts (although they are not below the knee) when you cut them off my rotting husk of a body.

My thoughts exactly. As a 41-year-old woman, I can honestly say being miserable and working for someone who gives you panic attacks isn't worth it. Life is too short. Parties with shallow people? Not worth it. It sounds like a really demented relationship with no perks. And, I mean no perks. Hanging out with one

a-fuckingMEN! I'm reading this thinking, how bad off is this person that she thinks being a paid intern with no dignity is a career choice? I have no sympathy for her.

I can't decide if this is a viral marketing stunt or just tabloid bullshit of the highest order.

But Zac Efron might see her holding her boss' purse at a party and fall for her! Would you take that possibility away, you monster?!

I'm not even sure the paycheck is that good. For the hours and workload and potentially illegal activities (I got a "sometimes you gotta carry for your boss" vibe from this)? Not to mention the stress and potential humiliation.

Exactly. You expect us to feel sorry for you because you have a horrible boss? Welcome to life.

Except in most other professions you need more training and experience than this person had when they landed this job. How much do you want to bet that this person is paid more than a lot of teachers, actual administrative assistants and other technically trained people who have advanced degrees?

No kidding. The perks just don't sound worth it.

It may be stating the obvious here, but you are not a "friend" (nor is she yours), paid or otherwise, and this phenomenon is not limited to Hollywood celebrities, so in that you are not alone.

So quit.

I went to this prom and I don't think that was part of it. It was in Richmond, VA, which is conservative, but there were plenty of black guys there and interracial couples and no one acted like there was anything "weird" about it.

Chub-inducing. but NO FURTHER!

My mom was the youth group coordinator at our church when I was a teenager. Some of the kids in the group sang at the mass and one of them, who had a different sense of style, wore long black gloves. There was a big meeting held with the parish council and my mom and they said that they wanted my mom to do something

Her boyfriend is black.

No, this is wrong. You don't choose who you're attracted to. You can't shame it out of them either. It is not fair. Life isn't fair.

You can't hold people responsible because they don't find you attractive. That's some 'nice guy' shit right there.