I sincerely hope you were paid well to endorse this.

What is up with Jezebel's weird obsession with boy bands lately?

What is this, 1994? Get out of here, Disney channel.

And that's why I have my B.O.B.s - battery-operated boyfriends.

Very true. I had a boyfriend who was really ashamed when he wasn't in the mood. He would offer all these explanations and felt so bad, so then I felt bad that he felt bad. Sad boys caught up in the patriarchy are sad :(

I'm pretty much going to call it and say there are no gender secrets left in the world about men or women that haven't already been revealed.

Truth. It took some work to figure out that if I'm not a doing-it-on-demand robot then my dude shouldn't be either, and sometimes me wanting sex doesn't line up perfectly with him wanting sex either.

AGREED

I know these lists are usually a bunch of gender essentialist nonsense, and for the most part this one is no exception. However, I think "Sometimes we're just not in the mood." is actually kind of important, because the idea that men are always up for sex at any time for any reason is actually pretty damaging.

Unfortunately, religious folk generally don't care much for science.

I am not sure. Its tough because the internet is miserable. I was looking for a .gov study so I could hopefully find a less biased source. All I can find is MRAdudestightpolling.com and Feministsnotafraidtolietoadvanceagenda.org. Pretty tough finding good research.

Your calm, even-handed logical manner is seriously rubbing off on me, and I already considered myself to be a pretty calm, respectful commentator.

And I suppose for me, I was especially bothered by the label of "troll" because to the best of my recollection it's the first time I've ever been accused of such (although…

You're absolutely right, you didn't say it was more important, just that the source does not negate the potential effects. Which is what I should have said in my agreement.

I would like to add that my initial point was that in our society many body-image issues and eating disorders are overlooked in the male…

Dude, seriously? From one guy to another, you need to shove it. It's not a competition about who has it worse. I'm not even gonna touch the specifics of your bullshit with a ten foot pole.

Virgil didn't write in English.

Noted astrologer to the figurative and literal stars Susan Miller told The Guardian in January that "April's so scary I'm giving classes on it. I'm going to make a fortune duping gullible people about it!"

Unless she's stockpiling in her basement or converting her wealth to gold — and "pics or it's not happening" — I have a hard time believing that she really believes this. Either way, it's not gonna happen.

So why is everyone acting like this will be the worst month ever? Because of some pseudo-science ancient bullshit? (Yes, I'll probably get shit from a few people, but astrology is as debunked as it gets.)

OH EM GEE YOU GUYS, as a middle-class American I can afford to get anywhere in the world in a day or less BUT FIRST I HAD TO STAND IN LINE FOR A BUNCH AND DRINK MY FRAPPUCCINO REAL FAST BEFORE I GOT TO THE SCANNERS THIS IS SOOOOOOOO UNACCEPTABLE.

UM EXCUSE YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION ASHA "I'm going to pick the fastest ship in our fleet. I'm going to choose the fifty best killers on the Iron Islands." GREYJOY GOIN' AFTER THEON #LIKEABOSS. What kind of feminist website is this.