I am way too cynical – or maybe I just really hate Darden that much – but this screams "marketing ploy" to me.

I might just be taking it to personally, because while I am a husky guy, I'm pretty sure I'm not the "right" kind of husky according to Hillary. It sucks to take something that could be positive and flip it around like that.

There's something weird going on in this post where we're supposed be praising a body type that's not usually very well regarded in popular media, but then it's bashing people for not meeting the specific criteria of that particular body type, like being "too fat". I don't really understand what the message is…

First off, why are you responding to a comment that's a year old? Do you really think anyone besides me is going to read it?

Oh no, of course not. But it also seems to be pretty inevitable. I thought I was super cool when I first discovered drugs too.

But drugs are pretty cool though, to be fair.

I don't have a story.

Stop enabling him then by posting this crap.

I'm really not a fan of any of this kind of stuff, but it seems to me that if you're going to do it you should search for a criminal record. I mean, seeing if someone has a history of violent crime seems waaaaay more important than looking at fucking instagram pictures.

On a related note, I found this awesome 80's version of the theme song on soundcloud the other day.

I don't know if "uncomfortable" is the right word, so much as "horrendously bad about myself." But that's just my own issues.

I'm a big fan of /r/creepyPMs.

I would consider it action. The laziest possible form of action, perhaps. But still action.

You and me both dude.

I hate to say this but you need to lower your expectations. Jezebel does feminism about as well as TMZ does journalism.

Thank god all the embarrassing crap I've said on the internet was done on non-identity-revealing anonymous usernames. If someone wants to google my name before a date, all they're going to turn up are some facebook search pages and my dad's obituary from a few years ago. Have at it.

Nailed it.

Yeah, I definitely agree.

Confirmation Bias in action.

I err on the side of believing rape accusations because the statistics back me up. False accusations are rare.