Wait, what? No. Lots of regular commenters are calling out this bullshit.

Yeah, but the right to assembly isn't absolute.

You sure didn't. What part of the constitution does this violate?

How is it unconstitutional?

Here, this might help:

She's a grown-ass adult, not a child. At what age do we start holding people responsible for the stupid shit they say?

But tipping IS expected in the US, and if you don't tip you're an exploitative asshole. Period.

These kinds of articles always bring out the Mr. Pink assholes. :/

Have you ever been a server?

This is a perfect example of the kind of scientifically illiterate food-stupidity that is rampant these days. Thanks for being a shining beacon of wrong.

What was your point again?

This is a weird comment to see because I feel like Ellen is the one trolling here.

Holy fucking shit you're racist.

Selfish lovers are the worst. You really shouldn't have to put up with that.

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My experience has been that when I am able to stop using porn or masturbating for a while, my sex drive goes through the roof and sex feels even better. I just have a lot of trouble maintaining that abstinence because after a week or so I start getting all "backed up" so to speak because I still can't orgasm from sex,…

Yeah, quitting porn and cutting back on masturbation seems like the obvious solution. Unfortunately, and I'm really not proud to admit this, but it's been really, really hard for me to do that. It's not an easy habit to break, for sure. I've had more success quitting smoking.

You know, I'm not sure. It could have been the frequency, although I don't think I did it abnormally frequently. It could have been the edging, it could be death-grip syndrome, or maybe there's just something about my brain chemistry/reward system that makes me predisposed to that kind of conditioning. Most likely it…

Solid advice. I've been with my girlfriend for a couple years now and we have sex regularly. She's gotten used to the fact that I can never finish with her, but obviously we'd both love it if I could someday.

Yeah, they're totally different and that's kind of the problem. Like, I pretty much conditioned my body to only orgasm from masturbating to porn, and real sex is so far removed from that that my body doesn't respond to it in the way it's supposed to any more. That's my theory anyway.