If you don't think that someone can alter or transfer your energy, then why would you go to an energy healer? Isn't that what they're supposed to do?

Please show me where I've called someone dumb, or said that I'm smarter than anyone.

I'm sure it's been done. Because if someone picked up actual, significant readings on electromagnetic energy transfer during an energy healing session, then that person should be a millionaire.

I am seriously in the wrong career path. If someone had told me, when I was in school, that I could grow up to charge people exorbitant prices to wave my hands around and recite some culturally appropriated bullshit for a living, I wouldn't have bothered with college.

"Here's the new rule though: you are not allowed to go to energy healers and so forth and then criticize religion, ever again."

So if I brought an EMF meter to an energy healer, you think I'd pick something up that's out of the ordinary?

"Does it make people feel intellectually superior to show up on articles like this and immediately declare it to be bullshit?"

What kind of energy? Potential? Kinetic? Electromagnetic? Thermal? Chemical?

"Maybe we all DO have a life force, called qi, or chi or prana, and maybe that force DOES run through pathways, called meridians, and maybe it really DOES HAVE centers, called chakras. And maybe all the stuff you experience and think and feel and dwell on can make those things can get very out of order. And maybe…

What does, then? I would love to hear you definition of "art".

There are a shitload of people out there (I'm not one of them) who would say that your feeble attempts at rapping aren't "art" either. Those people are douchebags. Don't be a douchebag.

Candy Crush itself is just a Bejeweled clone.

Let's see some of your work then we can judge just how artistic you really are then, Captain Pretentious.

Oh my god that cat video. I'm dying.

Right, that's the problem.

All of my "UUUUGHHHHHS".

Well I think it has less to do with your simple willingness to lend someone you're jacket, which is a nice gesture, and more to do with the fact that you wouldn't do the same for a guy. There's just no reason a simple nice gesture like that should be gendered.

In what way am I being over the top?

That is kind of sexist though. Like, the most basic definition of sexism, which is prejudice based on gender.

If "JAQing off" means what I think it means ("just asking questions" a la Glenn Beck), then that is a brilliant phrase and I have to thank you for exposing me to it. Awesome.