There you are!

obligatory defense of the stupid customer: CoffeeMate has an "Irish coffee" flavor; lady probably didn't know that it existed in an alcoholic form. I don't think the alcoholic Irish Coffees are that popular in general?

where in the text of any personal essay does a reader ever read I AM A PERFECT PERSON; MY LIFE STORY IS UNEQUIVOCALLY THE RIGHT THING FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO DO

Are you really fat shaming a baby?

Yo, I don't know her life.

Maybe I'm just lame, but all this idle gossip about Bruce Jenner on here kinda rubs me the wrong way. Maybe it's that I kinda hate tabloid journalism in general, but it's sorta like really, guys? We can't be at least a little bit better than this? Perhaps I'm square. I don't know.

"Man, I have the rottenest luck."

Well, this DUI certainly got her...

A-breasted...

Tell me again how simple it is to just tell a guy no. When someone literally has to fake their death to get rid of you, maybe its time to reevaluate your life. She's nicer than me because I would've been all " I faked my death to get away from a Stage 5 clinger like you!"

They always keep the free samples in glass cases, don't they?

So, because she sings songs about getting drunk and going out to clubs, she deserves to be drugged and sexually assaulted? That's just the chicken coming home to roost?

As an Australian, your insects are legally classified as siege weapons.

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS ACT OF VANDALISM. IT HURTS ME IN THE FEELS. WHERE IS THE RULE OF LAW? WE'VE ENTERED THE WORLD OF MAD MAX. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.

Yeah, how dare someone with an opinion try to shove it down my throat without first paying a monthly rental fee to a third-party for the right to do so.

YOLO means "you only live once?" OMG! and here I thought it was shorthand for Lindsay Lohan's younger sister.. Yolanda.

Oh wow. I can't even...Ugh, that sweet, brave, beautiful girl. It's amazing she's able to do this to bring awareness and help bring a stop to this group. I wish her and her friend and all other potential victims the best on their recovery. To find out that happened to you via social media harassment...ugh.

The part…

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.