Probably because everyone knows that, even if they don’t know that some fats are actually good for you?

I think you are not getting my joke, so let me explain it. People who favor circumcision bring up benefits such as “it cuts down the rate of HPV” (and, to be fair, HIV). In my view, given the numbers of botched circumcisions referenced above and other reasons, the benefits don’t justify the risks. So I pointed out a…

On the plus side, his circumcision briefly protected him from HPV.

This person is so obnoxious and already acts like she’s working for Karl Lagerfeld. Her mother was shot twice in the face and survived. This is how she talks about her, as if she herself was the epitome of healthy, ideal living. Her mom didn’t choose this life, she did.

Exactly. Given two choices, where the first is that my wife goes out and makes a a nice living, thereby improving our lifestyle and long term security, versus a second where she sits on her duff and eats Bon Bons all day, I’m going for the former. Maybe that makes me some kind of materialistic pig, I don’t know? I do…

Alternatively, since Mrs. Jimmy is making a metric ton of money, Jimmy can probably afford nicer things than his friends, and make fun of them for being poor.

My wife makes 3 times what I do, which both of us are pretty okay with (I work in animal care, she’s Queen Bitch of Getting Shit Done in an office) - my fwagile wittle male ego can endure it, and she’s awesome enough that she knows a job you love beats a job you hate that makes bank.

Used my investments to pay for my (small) wedding - and then to buy a house on a half-acre lot in Silicon Valley.

As someone who wears tucked-in formal shirts every day, this confused me too.

Ahaha! I love this :)

only problem is this has been studied numerous times and the results are clear, no increases in arrests, admissions to er’s or psych units, or childbirth. Perfect example of recall bias. People remember the crazy night that was within a few days of the full moon, and forget the surrounding 3-4 days that were average…

Everyone who drinks wine should have a bottle of something spectacular at least once.

Life is too short to drink shitty wine. It really is.

... I think she looks fine?

Unhealthy Malnourished Holocaust Skeleton

Honestly, the way they always run their mouths off? They would be the first people to go.

Spoken like somebody that didn’t grow up watching Red Dawn over and over and over.

Yeah, like spoiled, doughy Vince Vaughn is going to be able to do anything other than make a few snarky comments before he gets blown to bits in that scenario.

They watched Red Dawn (the first one), and thought it was a documentary film from the future.

my boyfriend thinks that the people vs the government would result in the people winning. he's got some strange ideas.