It's a small world after all

To be honest, I don't really understand how this controller is any stupider than a lot of the stuff Kotaku features for purchase. You guys publish a lot of articles featuring X item's limited edition that's exactly like the not limited edition, but w/ some game's icon stamped on it or has a different colored case and…

When I ws 15, I read in YM that a teaspoon of olive oil is a good conditioner. I thought, "well if a teaspoon is good, a cup (yes, really) will make it GREAT". I tried to rinse it with....more conditioner, and it made it worse (DUH). I took Irish Springs soap and lathered half the bar into my head....still oily. By…

lol I actually agree with you.

That's just like, you're op-

Every person lies, and some lies are necessary.

Huh! Well look at that, then. Pretty good, I'd say. Though, I maybe just taken in by the fellow's looks.

Straight haired girls complain. Curly haired girls complain. Wavy haired girls complain.

I'll give this to you with as much pertinent information as possible because I work full time in the opera industry:

Yeah, because no one wears hot shorts and cleavage exposing top in real life... Yeah, doesn't make sense at all XD

Some FF outfits include things that can be called leather overhalfs, frontless quarter shirts, and a third of pants.

#TeamNoOne is growing by leaps and bounds these days.

How big of a fucking loser do you have to be to be diddling your goddamn students? JFC.

I understand I'm probably inciting a pile-on here, but I'm okay with the death penalty. For some criminals, it's the only way to insure they never EVER have the opportunity to hurt anyone ever again. We kill dogs that bite, and they only have to bite a human ONCE. Some of these murderers have killed multiple other…

It took them three hits with the sword, and she was given nothing to dull the pain, such as painkillers. But that sounds really humane! Fuck western racism!!!

I like to counter that particular brand of insanity with "Well, maybe God put the Bible on Earth to test your faith too, you ever think of that?"

You know why they named her old TV show "Medium"?

It's not a "snub" or racist to omit a middling film passably performed, which only OPRAH thought of as an Oscar sure thing. "Selma" had mediocre direction, less than inspiring performances. It IS a snub to skip past "Belle" and Gugu Mbtha-Raw, certainly a top five performance, probably the best performance by an actor…

Please see: Her/Captain Phillips/Dallas Buyers Club ect ect for the Best Picture but not best Director/Cinematography category. It sucks cause Selma was a GREAT FUCKING MOVIE, but its no where near as unprecedented as its being portrayed