I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

I was just there last week and it was pretty packed. It wasn't terrible, but a bunch of the rides closed for renovations, so it made the lines longer. We worked the FastPass system and only missed out on two of the rides that we wanted to go on.

A lot of Jezebel authors and commentators would like to believe that obesity is:

This is an entertainment-wide issue, but between this and Two Broke Girls, isn't CBS in enough trouble for their portrayal of Asians as it is? Having Lucy Liu on Elementary doesn't mean you can get crazy, CBS.

URINE LOVE, HONEY!!!

First thought: doesn't the crane have some kind of evacuation kit that can be hooked on somewhere, then allow the operator to safely descend?

Conservatism defined: "But what about meeeeeeeee?"

Command Jake is the best Jake yet.

Sorry— can't you post this to Cafe Mom? This is easily the most self-indulgent post on jezebel in a long time.

GUISE

You can't just declare Christmas to be a season and then have that be your argument. It's a day. It's one day. Chanukkah is 8 times longer than Christmas.

An American in Paris. Of course.

∞. Fiddler on the Roof

I'll watch Real Housewives for hours on end just like everybody else, but let's be honest, here—what's reality TV but endless humiliation of women so distorted by editing as to be basically fictitious versions of themselves?

A site that has posted photos of a rape victim can never call itself a feminist site.

I don't think Klum looks scary and ugly at all. She looks like a pretty old lady. Not all Halloween costumes are meant to be horrifying.

It's not the same. Everyone will age and (hopefully) become old and wrinkled eventually. You can't avoid it. But dressing as an Asian/Hispanic/Black person when you are, in fact, white is racist because you will never actually experience the oppression of a PoC; once the holiday is over, it's back to privileged white…

Totally agree. Halves are brilliantly different than full marathons.

Feels incomplete without Riggins though.

If you're openly crying in the office your boss is absolutely correct to address it. And she's right that it is making you look ... not great.