Depending on how squicky you are, and whether you’re handy with a turkey baster, it’s not even necessarily that complicated or expensive.

He could have booked her a million dollar flight to the space station. If she said no when she got there he needs to keep his fucking hands to himself.  

I don’t think you people understand the impact this can have on a person.

Worth it! Of course, the line had a good view of the Lucha Libre ring too. I bet you don’t get that on Everest.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

Yes!

I’m a lawyer and it is absolutely imperative that this video be released to the public, as it is a crime and the woman performing this humiliating act is essentially a sex slave.  Only her face should be blurred as his reputation is smeared for the entire world to witness.  Wait, lawyer isn’t the right word.  Voyeur,…

No surprise here. The Patriots have always disputed evidence that their balls were illegally deflated.

I’m with you! The meta-jokes and touchy feels were fine to a point, but unlike every other Marvel movie before, this one literally went nowhere new, and was far short on the action too. Every other film visited new worlds, introduced new characters, had exciting scenes in strange places. The only new element here was…

Yeah, I know what you mean. I didn’t take my girls but I am sure they’ll get a kick out of it. Even though I am on the fence about the movie overall, it was enjoyable for those moments.

I get what you’re saying about that girl power moment.  Waaaay to zeitgest-y.  There had to be a way to create that scene without hitting one over the head with it.  Less dialogue could have certainly been more effective in the long run while still being the exact same scene.

No kidding - a huge battle is underway and all the ladies just happen to be together at that time? Okay...

Let’s face it, the majority of the “big name” heroes who have all the best powers are the guys. (I’m not complaining. Iron Man’s my favorite.) Regardless, the most popular female characters—Black Widow and Gamora—don’t even have powers.

I saw the all girl team-up starting to happen, and did a eye roll of epic proportions. In my head, I was like “really?!!!”.

Then I look down and to my right at my 6 year old daughter and she leaps to her feet with her fist in the air and high-fives my wife.

Unfortunately strokes ar are not that uncommon in relatively young people Luke Perry was only 52 and having hypertension like Singleton put him in the high-risk category.

I see the “lottery is for losers” contingent have shown up.

There is no dream job. The dream is not having to work.

There are a million ways to save money. Not buying lottery tickets is no better or worse than most of them. You can save money not buying your lunch. Or coffee. Or going to a matinee. Not taking a vacation. Clipping coupons.

And I take it he didn’t have the option to give the stone back in exchange for Natasha?

so much of this movie is plotholes.