Fwiw, my late father was from Mexico. My mother was a refugee. I grew up in the D.F. I speak Spanish.

Everyone is a tourist here—especially the locals. Everyone is suspicious of each other. No one knows anyone. Everyone moved here alone to be someone.

Oh that's awesome....I forgot about those cross border raids and eluding the local highway patrol like the Dukes of Hazard to make sure the M80s arrive home safely...so you can then blow up said home.

I have a lot of “healthy" snacks that are only healthy if you eat the suggested serving size, which I never do. Like these little coconut granola bites with chia and some other weird grain that have 140 calories if you eat only 4 of them....those didn't even make it inside the snack drawer now that I think about it.

I'm a fan of those pop up fireworks stores, like an old barn or warehouse along the side of the road with a sign you can see from miles away that sell all manner of almost military grade fireworks and will throw in a few boxes of black cats for free for the kids....fun!

White Boy World Star is lit...

That's what my method accomplishes man! It's like eating your vegetables when you have a mouthful of something that tastes better...

I prefer my method of dumping Reece’s pieces in my mouth midway through devouring a Reece’s Cup

Reading about this this morning was like a punch in the stomach. Damn, RIP.

There's a difference?

Chelsea in disarray? Check.

I can’t tell if my tears are from laughing or being horrified reading that.

I love that man. So glad that he is back for however long he decides to play.

Hard to tell which team will show up on both sides....could be a 0-0 going to penalties with only one being converted or a shootout or a blowout....either way I've gone ahead and scheduled the day off work or else I'll get fired streaming (and screaming) at the office.

I’m just afraid of a NLD Uefa Super Cup as that would mean....the unthinkable has happened. And by unthinkable I mean Arsenal winning a European trophy that is still in existence....no seriously let's go *shudder* Liverpool.

Let's start the insanity....

Came just to say this....surprised Drew didn't mention it.

True, however the win at Napoli was no mean feat. But a 3 or 4 goal cushion would have been much more reassuring.

That robo gorilla blew my mind....I wanted to see more of that!