Also with no nerves in their toes.....

Also with no nerves in their toes.....

Not a fan of death porn, so i'mma give these a miss.

This does backfire when someone has an accident because they’re afraid to go use the toilet with the spider (and talking those thin wispy ones) looking at them....you can't win....

My kids are afraid of insects... Doesn't matter what kind but especially spiders...they're always good to get them to toe the line. Nobody wants to be left home alone with Jack the Spider (they're all named Jack) because they were fucking around and didn't get their shoes on. Sometimes Jack calls them from the other…

V-necks man....v-necks...not only does my big melon go through with ease but crew news, especially uniqlo ones, make me feel like I'm getting choked out.

Is that mascot wearing a diaper?

That’s fantastic.... All I know is I want that jacket my guy on the right is wearing....

The closed bedroom doors is simple architecture. Interior walls and doors are fired rated, the amount of time varies, but is generally no less than 30 mins for a door. Keeping your bedroom door open removes that fire protection.

Le Labo.....all day erryday....

Le Labo.....all day erryday....

Ever since I stopped getting my donuts from there I forgot the proper spelling....

I know! I wanted to point out this contradiction but my feelings were too hurt.....

Or being told to stop talking because your breath stinks....

Maybe David should try getting his cake donuts from places that aren't Seven Eleven.

Isn’t this the plot of Snoopy Come Home?

Just a blip you say? I'm pretty sure the ball is that blip you see in the thermosphere...

I went for several years buying only whole chickens because a friend pointed out how buying a pack of, say, drumsticks, are just the legs/parts of a bunch of random chickens.... Fucked with my head for years and still gives me the willies if I think about it too long.

I wouldn't call that his lasting legacy but see also Hleb -> Barcelona

Ok Principal Skinner

Say what you want about Wenger but he played a Man City v. Man United pissing contest to perfection.