I like that not all of these ended in goals....that face save at 2:30 was brutal in slow motion.

8-bit Dennis Bergkamp and Thierry Henry

This could be a very bad season for Chelsea.

I was kinda wondering if someone would point that out....this wasn’t the fucking NFC Wild Card game or some shit.

It's like he turned around too soon and smelled his own.

Better to die free than in captivity...let them enjoy the sweet taste of freedom before they go, man.

+1 easy layup

I don't think he'd have to force her...just throw her a knowing nod....

I usually buy one that is rock hard and one that needs to be eaten within a day, which I sometimes forget to do....I throw it in the fridge and they keep for a while longer. YMMV.

Oh my god this is so awesome....

#3 is a solid piece of advice....they're in their own beds once they outgrow the bassinet. If I wake up to an extra body in bed, it's getting out back in it's own damn bed. Scared at night? Own bed. Dream about something else kid....and such and such.

True story:

Roasting my kids when they hit their early teens is all I got left to cling to...I’ve already lost my profanity, my disposable income, sleeping in on weekends, a clean car/apartment, watching whatever I want on tv...please don’t tell me I’ll lose that too... What else is left but booze.....somebody hold me....

I’m personally a fan of “Niggawhat?”... No vagueries, no confusion...

I know fuck all about Gaelic games but if I could stream the one sport I wanted to watch without having to buy a full on cable subscription for $150, I’d do that in a heartbeat.

What if your baby is named Baby?

Pretty sure most of the things on this list can be done if you say "No homo" immediately before or within 5 minutes after.

Seriously, without some sort of foul smelling sick, this trip was a piece of cake.

Not enough Andy Townsend for me, Clive.