I’m not crying any tears over Ox....you seen that man take a corner?

Hope they’re having the honeymoon elsewhere. http://deadspin.com/bills-fans-hump-between-cars-1746556990

Kinda hard supervising the kids from jail...or will they all be cellies?

I read the title totally wrong....

I’m definitely accidentally dropping or knocking off the table at the latest possible moment to prevent her from trying to salvage or remake it....

It’s Florida...if the sheriff’s deputy is killed after dropping off a person with an outstanding warrant, I’m pretty sure that person will be charged with murder or something....

It’s going to be a long week. Ox is already gone to Chelsea and by the end of the week, this shitty team could be looking more hopeless....three games into the season....but at least losses like this would actually make more sense than yesterday’s shitshow.

On a delay of up to 5 minutes....

I saw an Lord of the Rings traveling exhibit in Sydney and they had actual props and costumes and ALL THE WEAPONS....the urge to steal and/or use one of those swords was unbearable....

That headline made me think he died...

I was going to say not in Watts....but yup, even in Watts...

Nicely done.

Skewer duel at high noon?

I’m reading this like he is listing two shitty QBs and then throwing in whoever the Jets have as a third shitty QB....not that they all play for the Jets. But that’s just me.

I’m sure dad won’t disagree with an extra €40 million or so in his pocket.

I thought this was from The Simpsons

Kyle Walker obvs.

Can’t they both lose?