You left out reason #5. The M5 doesn't come in this configuration. Possibly the best looking wagon in existence.

Ken, please turn the Hoonicorn into the Bluesmobile and do a Blues Brothers tribute Gymkhana. We all know you can do it, so what's stopping you? Do it. You know you want to. The fate of our great nation rests in your hands, Ken.

So in 2003 I came to the realization that my '93 Maxima SE would never die ... never. I would be driving it for the rest of my life. It had 180,000 miles on it, and it was as good as the day I bought it from the dealer, so I sold it to a friend and bought an RX 8, which was just loads of rear wheel drive fun. I told…

Because he slid through the corner?

Because Racecar

Who else but Mazda to tell you how a Wankel Rotary engine works? Even if a Rotary isn't really better than internal combustion as Mazda says, this is video is well worth your time.

Delete this! The cool people have read it already!

I've purchased working microwaves that provided me with years of sustenance for the same amount of money that it costs to park an automobile in Washington, D.C., for one night.

This should have been the Explorer.

Do you know what this guy and that headline have in common?

I don't disagree that this is a spectacular car, and I also prefer my BMWs to be as simple and as light and as naturally-aspirated as possible... But at the same time, I hate the "this is the last great [whatever] ever built, because modern things are new and scary and different and not as good" bullshit.

I cheated a little and scaled it, but technically it's 1920 x 1080

What do you need a next track button for? All of the Jimmy Eat World songs are good

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Chris Harris writing for Jalopnik?

Chris Harris, Jalopnik writer.

Lol, I love how this video is now about the BRZ's performance.

If the guy truly had a gun, the driver wouldn't have had a chance. That lethargic BRZ acceleration would've been like shooting a stationary target.