“As you can see, I enjoy sports cars,” he said. “It’s not been exactly painful to be driving a Viper.” “I view cars as one of the few things I do that I’m happy to spend money on and I get a lot of pleasure from.”

It's Geoff!

Go Cards!

Leno!

It melted off the vowel between the V and D!

1. Ontario is in Canada.

It's a feature.

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…

I'M MISSING THE JALOPNIK FILM FESTIVAL.

I think you are the only one.

Hey Subaru what does "tS" stand for?
Subaru- Oh you wanted more power? "tough Shit"

Took me a few minutes, but they could've gone all Knight Rider with it.

It could be a lot of us don't care because... it's still a neon.

Im pretty sure all of these Russian space achievements were faked. Just like the fake nukes they paraded around Red Square. This is the furthest into orbit a russian has ever gone.

Best part is the corner worker:

Only the Fast and the Furious got the Evo 7. We got the 8.

Two trailer park cars go 'round the outside

It's a historical movie. Also, the boat sinks at the end of Titanic.

*That Rod Millen is insanity in human form.

Not all. Check the...sideskirts