Asking the RIGHT questions. I love Jalopnik.

Mark my words: I WILL be visiting Watkins Glen in the near future. Thanks for the excellent article.

You must be new here.

Just goes to show: If you build it they will cum.

Trav’s last words ever shared to Jalopnik: “Hey”

I worked at the one remaining Mitsubishi dealer in the midwest when these came out. After a year of poor sales, they were offering employees one or two year leases with no down payment and taxes paid. I believe it came out to about $120/month to operate one of these.

I was very close to signing for one until I took…

Hmmm house... car... house... car...?

Side note: Graverobber do you live in the St. Louis area? Seems like a lot of ads come from there.

Are you aware how awesome your job is?

Interesting thought you have about buying back all your old cars.

Reminded me of how I used to have vivid dreams about my first car for months after I sold it. For a little while, I had three running cars before selling my first car off. It made for difficult decisions on what I would drive each day. At the time, my…

Going to be the DMV.

Allow me to explain: Since I became legal to drive a decade ago I have only had to visit the DMV a small handful of times. Like, I can count-on-one-hand number of times. The reason being is that my state was an early adapter of the big mysterious “interweb” and has a pretty good thing going because…

Most of these aren’t dead-ends... They are just early forms of technology that have since been modified, but the original idea is still very much present.

There’s SO MUCH going on in this video! My personal favorite moment is around 1:30 when the curly-haired dolt repeatedly attempts to remove the wheel with one nut still in place, all despite the fact that the car almost ran him over.

Just remember how many retired folk watch this drivel every morning and vote at every…

Inspector here. I’ll hook up my race car friends (no money involved) who fail major emissions-related items but if I find something that’s actually unsafe - no matter whose car I’m inspecting - I will fail them and and follow through that they get it fixed, even if I have to loan them some money so they can fix it.

This.

This is why I Jalopnik.

Go fuck yourself.

I’m sorry, but these things look downright sinister in black. Move over A7 and Quattroporte, this is the most gangster automobile on the road.

Will BMW sell me this color so I can paint my house with it?

These sure are, but they get in pretty rough shape in northern climates. Not to mention they are extremely heavy for a 18x8 wheel.

Yes.