I’m sorry that Lindsey won’t be able to achieve her goal of being pregnant. I’m not sorry that Lindsey’s adopted children will have a mom that isn’t distracted with maintaining a foreign uterus. I’m not sorry that Lindsey’s adopted children will not get to feel like they have to compete with mom’s only biological…

This argument was made 50 years ago, and your position lost. Sorry.

A: Emma Watson is fantastic. She is a shining gem and the fact that she’s basically becoming a real-life Hermoine Granger is just amazing. Go her.

Are they, or are dogs just the best?

I quit drinking about a year ago and have found that my desire to be around more than a few people at a time in a social setting went out the door with the booze. If I find myself in any kind of party setting, I just smoke a bunch of weed and make friends with the dog. Drunk people are the worst.

Sorry to get technical, but it’s not an ad. Amazon links do not = sponsored content.

You sound mad and hungry.

I think it’s awesome that you are voting against your own interests and don’t even care!

In response to a number of braying jackasses I’d rather not bring out of the greys by responding to them individually, “Yes, of course she and her legal team knew this line of questioning was coming.” Because this is such an effective line of attack, any sleazeball huckster worth his salt is going to play it, and any…

Jenna Fischer just broke my heart.

It’s reminiscent of our weak, incompetent, Muslim president who has orchestrated vast conspiracies on behalf of his mentor - an anti-white Christian pastor in Chicago. Cognitive dissowhatnow?

And they aren’t worried about all gathering in ONE PLACE under their real names with no sort of attempt at subterfuge where the government and the bar association and the intergalactic dracos can easily orchestrate a “terrorist” explosion??!?

I think it's funny that so many conspiracy theorists (my mom included) believe in these incredibly complicated government conspiracies, but then also believe the government is incredibly inept and stupid. I mean, clearly the government must be very capable if they can keep up these huge conspiracies. You can't have it…

Anna, you’re braver than me. I would have tossed myself over the side by day two. Fascinating piece, I really like it. I’m just sort of overwhelmed by sadness at some of these people who bought tickets on the cruise, and a sense of anger at those like Wakefield who prey on them, even if they truly believe what they’re…

A good dog.

Wait- you’re saying Obama is the one being “deliberately disingenuous” here? He’s the only adult in the fucking room, dude.

If someone who fits the profile of an abuser (has power over many women, hides from the public eye, has clear arrogance and self-aggrandization issues, etc) is accused of raping someone and then threatening to destroy their career (which he absolutely had the power to do) in order to coerce them to lie, the fact that…

Yassss to perpetual singledom & rescue dogs lol here’s mine

This is so silly. No one would ever buy this because Ted Cruz is a really likable guy!

Counterpoint: this is awesome