As a woman that is also married to a fucking moron I suggest Kim embrace the ideas that she isn’t responsible for anybody’s actions but her own and that what other people think about her is none of her business. I mean, she won’t but I’ve put it out there.

John Waters is supremely cavalier and dismissive and that is precisely why we love him.

It involves being awarded a truck. If I was awarded a truck, I would find it important and memorable.

Of course most men can handle rejection. I would guess that the percentage who kill after being rejected is miniscule.

I’m in favour of abolishing the draft entirely.

“She’s really fucking busy” = “We didn’t even try because we can’t fucking afford her.”

I have a feeling that Duncan’s (Zowie) young life was probably tumultuous and the nanny probably played a big part in raising him. It’s really nice that David honored that.

No matter how old he got, the moment he smiled, it’s like all the years melted away. Like this photo was taken a few days before his death. (By Iman, no less.) What a fantastic smile.

I'm stoked for them to address the fact that Dean was the worrrrrrrrrrst.

Oh no! Someone doesn’t like a popular thing! My world is ending!

Fuck everyone else, I am so goddamn stoked for gilmore girls. SO STOCKED.

But I also want to watch movies about black debutante balls and the Great Migration and a coming-of-age movie about a black teenager in Houston who loves to skateboard and gets into trouble with her Desi best friend. Those films are surely out there waiting to be made. I guarantee that somewhere there sits a great…

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

Ugh, yeah. A woman I used to know kept chickens in her suburban yard and while I personally didn’t mind the smell, they wrecked her yard and kept escaping into the surrounding neighborhood, to be consumed by cats, mown down by cars, or poisoned/chocked on on stuff they weren’t supposed to eat. They kept extending…

My MIL keeps chickens, and I agree. They live outside the city limits on a handful of acres, so they have the space. They constantly have to protect them from predators, clean the coop (they have a rolling coop as well), and if they go out of town, one of us has to drive WAY ASS out to where they live every day to…

So true. They stink, really stink.

According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

This dumb fuck is the son of a cuban citizen who obtained political asylum here in the states, you would think of ALL people he would be a bit more sensitive to needs to immigrants. He is the worst kind of human trash, a rat faced hypocrite.