So the tweak I bought gas from yesterday morning owns that whole store? Wow! He’s doing pretty well considering how twitchy he was while ringing me up...

And clearly there are no brown American owner/operators of these places. (Not that that makes it OK, but geez.)

I know facts don’t play much role in this argument, but I have to wonder, really, if so many of these gas stations are actually staffed by their owners? I can only think of a couple in my town that are. (One…

He did used to run an evil law firm

They’ve already put a team of burglars together to try to steal a copy.

The ref instructed the timekeeper to reset the -play- clock to 40 seconds, not the game clock - which the clock operator did.

The play that ended with the excessive timeout started with 40 seconds left on the game clock (check the game logs on NFL.com or ESPN.com). I highly doubt that the ref instructed the clock…

Can’t lie, I had to rewind and fap to that play. If it had been Brady on the end of that hit, probably wouldn’t have even needed hands to finish. And, yes—I know my hatred of the Pats goes beyond all bounds of human decency, but nothing makes me harder than when a Bostonian cries. At this point, I’m as horrible as…

But no sprinkles for Brady..sprinkles are for winners.

I don’t believe there was anything illegal or malicious about the hit, friend.

You mean the Belichik is pissed because an obscure rule bit him on the ass? You don't say.

“Especially for those (of) us in the pro-life movement”

Or just dump the asshole, because if you need to resort to MRA-lite tactics to stop him from being an asshole, then he’s not worth it.

What’s positive about anything Carson or Trump have done or said?

I’m not really down with championing anyone who is actively promoting an an anti-choice agenda as a “hero,” no matter what their religious beliefs.

I’m sad more people didn’t get your joke. :(

As a single dad, let me just say: fuck you.

It took some time, but finally the “They can go to hell” comments are here!

And “christian” churches are “hotbeds” of misogynistic political speech, sometimes leading to violence. Should we be allowed to go into those as well and arrest pastors?

Gladys and wigglement of the... the... the... (pokes every member of the jury in the forehead)

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

Do these look the same to you