I worked at a bookstore. In a town. Said bookstore was not in a mall. It was a freestanding building. And that happened twice. Women left their child in my store while they each went to run errands downtown. I told them both that I would call the police if it ever happened again. I am not a free fucking babysitter.…

Hello! I’ve lived in WY my whole life, and the fact that you CAN by liquor at grocery stores in other states still surprises me. But hey, we have drive-thru liquor, and most of my out-of-state college friends thought it was hilarious and awesome.

No, it’s the BEST.

I live in Laramie, Wyoming, and we have local pizza place that sells dough. They make both white and wheat, both small and large, and it’s like $2 and super awesome.

Dude no way. Potatoes, couscous, rice - I’ve paired them all with fish and they’re all good.

“and spiritual consequences.”

Saratoga is in no way north of Cheyenne on I-25. Saratoga is about 2 1/2 hours WEST of Cheyenne, using I-80 and Highway 230. 2 hours north of Cheyenne on I-80 will get you to Douglas.

William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. FUUUUUCK that movie.

I love the Maia!

38ddd and I run! You just gotta shell out that $$$ for the GOOD sports bras :)

Julianne’s husband, Bart: Would bang, all day. Might even be convinced to sexily moan the name “Bart”.

That was definitely Janae Watson, not Poussey.

Uh, that is not Danielle Brooks. At all.

Seriously, they’re still super cheap here in Wyoming. You’re right.

Where I live, that’s about right, so don’t be a jerk. They’re about $4-$6 here, actually.

It was Castiel, actually.

Or watches Supernatural.

The best part is when she grabs Tom’s butt as they’re making out. Because duh.

You know how you veto a woman’s abortion? Don’t have sex with her if neither of you is using protection. If you go for it anyway, you don’t get to have a say. You had a chance, you fucked it up.

The Avett brothers can keep on the sunny side...of my pants.