As a Wyomingite, I say "hear, hear!"

This is the absolute winner winner chicken dinner of the bunch.

Nooooo make it stop

Hey, Madonna: I don't give a shit if you have fun. You are a pretentious, annoying, rude bitch who now makes terrible music. I wish I didn't have to hear anything about you at all.

*I think you mean Maria Sharapova, not Martina Navratilova. :)

You guys, that Jamie Dornan news really is the best. I'm watching The Fall right now, and it's really good, and the female characters are all super badass. Especially Gillian Anderson's.

Dude, this is a dick thing to say, but those wide-hipped, dough-bodied, smarmy-faced "Christians" are fucking terrible people, EVERY TIME.

I made a guy leave once when I saw his ginormous monster penis. I told him that it was not coming near any of my orifices and he had to leave my apartment RIGHT NOW. And he did. Poor dude.

I am full of doubts.

She watches too much porn.

Constantly ramming a penis against my cervix does NOTHING for me, and I don't feel like it does much for the dude either.

There is a place here in my town that does a Thai Pie, with marinated chicken, green onions, and mozzarella with no red sauce (just olive oil and garlic). It's the only pizza I've ever seen with green onions, and it's a delight.

No. Vaccines are free or veeery cheap.

My ring was so cool! It was a cool diamond that was set in the band, so it looked like it was floating - a tension setting, I think it's called? It didn't really look like an engagement ring. When I dumped the crazy bastard, I asked if he wanted it back, and he said no. I lived in a town in Wyoming that isn't that…

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER FOOT

Basically, that's what happened. But also, on a trampoline.

My best friend broke her foot last August on a trampoline with her six year old.

Gremlins is totally how I found out!! My mom tried to make up a lie, but I knew. But of course I was like 6 and watching HBO, so I would have found out pretty soon anyway.

But Emma Thompson ended up MARRYING Willoughby, which pleases me to no end.

totally like those.