You are a big bag of brainless dicks. Go the fuck away.

Are you out of your goddamn mind? Seriously. I feel like you are an insane person. Go troll somewhere else, fuckwit.

I don't work in the industry anymore, but yeah, it was total bullshit. It's annoying because my favorite restaurant in town, that I used to work at, totally "encourages" this shit. And I eat there all the time because it is literally the only vegetarian restaurant in my entire state.

I live in Wyoming, and at nearly every restaurant I've worked at we had to tip out our dishwashers and cooks. Like, 10% every night. And you didn't HAVE to, but it was recommended unless you wanted all the cooks to hate you.

Your brain obviously has a LOT more intelligent thoughts than Rand's brain. And he's hoping the average Iowa voter is as dumb as him.

Iowa.

Graze boxes kick ass :)

I had sex in a lake when I was young. I didn't catch anything, but it was hella uncomfortable and pretty gross. #NeverAgain

I live in a state where there's only one abortion provider (to my knowledge) - Wyoming. When I had an abortion, I went to a clinic in Colorado. I currently work for two female OB-GYNs, and neither of them are insured to provide abortions, so we refer our patients to the same clinic I went to.

I literally took a class in college called "Humor and the Holocaust". The whole point was, can the Holocaust be funny? Answer - fuck yes, when done in right way by the right people.

There are DEFINITELY Holocaust jokes in The Producers. And Mel Brooks also had family die in the Holocaust, he was a German and Ukrainian Jew. Calm the fuck down.

Yep. There's my dickbag Senator. He's fucking DOCTOR for chrissakes.

The taco pizza at Godfather's is a thing of delicious beauty. No joke.

You are a genius and I think I love you.

Are you my bff? Because that sounds like us :)

I live in Wyoming, and while there are some beautiful parts to drive through, there are also some awful ones (I'm looking at you, northeast Wyoming and the Red Desert). I remember the first time I went to Connecticut with a friend from college, and she told me we were going to a party "two towns over". I was so…

I found this little gem today on tripadvisor, from a somewhat middling review of a delicious standard Mexican restaurant in my town: "As a native Texan, I am among a select group of folks who have quite a high standard when it comes to Tex Mex."

Far be it from me to criticize a couple of kids, but...

You guys, today is my birthday. I ran a leg of a marathon this morning in my hometown, went to dinner and a movie with my mom last night, went to dinner and went for a walk and a drive with my man friend tonight, and received dozens of well wishes from so many people that are dear to me.

You are the best for the La Boum reference.