SittingOnABridge
SittingOnABridge
SittingOnABridge

I'm sure you're a lovely person, but I'm also fairly certain that you're a terrible person.

I couldn't give two shits about Glee. I just think you're an awful person.

Jesus Christ, you're a total dick.

Yowza ouchy woah.

Oh lord. I had those and I LOVED THEM DEARLY.

I hope you mean 1.5 oz of gin. Because I like to drink, and I feel like 15 oz would get me REALLY DRUNK. And I'd smell like a Christmas tree.

I watch alotalotalotalotalotalot of porn. It's a hobby.

Holy shit that's terrifying. How awful for you!

Beardy beard beard beardness. This is fucking terrible. What douches.

Well, the black ones have black names. Nope, that's not racist at all.

I'm a runner. Lots of people wear tutus at races, especially "fun runs" like The Color Run or some such. I don't think one person has ever worn a tutu thinking it makes them faster, or a better runner. They do it because it's fun. Get over yourselves, SELF.

I hate your friends. They're dicks.

Many are black but not all. Making assumptions makes you the asshole.

As part of the Affordable Care Act (the Contraception Coverage Mandate), your insurance must cover some form of birth control. Sometimes the insurance company is a jerk and will only cover one specific brand of all brands of the pill, or something along those lines. Call your insurance company and ASK! :)

At my old high school in Casper, Wyoming, there have been two confirmed cases of whooping cough. Granted, two cases does not an outbreak make, but REALLY? Whooping cough? You mean, that severe bacterial infection that is easily, EASILY prevented by getting a TDaP shot every 10 years or so? I'm SO ANGRY.

What is this? What the hell is going on here?

A friend of mine posted this on facebook today, and one of his friends said that the person who posted the links to the word definitions (I'll call that person "Purple") was being a dick for not communicating. This made me almost as angry as the original post itself. WORDS have MEANINGS. You cannot deny the

So, I'm the member of a great subscription box - www.graze.com/us . So it's a little box of 4 healthy, really really delicious snacks, and it only costs $6 and free shipping! I like to eat healthy, but that means I usually eat fruit, nuts, and yogurt, and these break up the monotony a bit! And who can't afford $12

I was home visiting my parents over the holidays, and my mom had all of the Vampire Academy books. I read the first two in two days, and took the other 4 home with me, and read them in a matter of weeks. I looooved them. They definitely have faults, but meh, whatever.