I'm actually convinced it's Ke$ha. WTF.

I think she's referring to Kobe Bryant, not 50 Cent. Although Kobe wasn't convicted, obviously.

I don't remember anything specific, but my ex (who was educated in rural Missouri) told me that he was taught that anal sex CAUSES AIDS. Like, the diseases just spontaneously generated from touching the penis to the anus.

Stromboli's came out of Satan's butthole.

Come party with all the liberals in Laramie!!

There's more of us than you think! I live in Laramie, so that's why...

Exactly. Why would someone with all her money LIE to get a cheaper fishing license? It makes no sense.

I am a big old liberal living in Wyoming, which is HARD, you guys. The Senator she's running against, Mike Enzi, is pretty popular. He's the only accountant in the Senate, which is pretty much his only plus in my book. Wyomingites are pissed that this woman moved here and wants to get elected. I don't think it's…

I live in Wyoming. We don't really lock our doors around here. I mean, I should, but I don't.

Nah, his name is Randal, he just shortened it to Rand. Probably for that reason.

THAT'S NO JOKE. 5 seconds in that comment section made me want to punch everyone in the world in the face.

I say dude a LOT, and no one seems to mind, except for:

The best part of this .gif is how super amused Hugh Dancy and Claire Danes are behind Tina and Amy. They usually seem like kind of dour stick-in-the-muds...

That's amazing! Grant Hill always seemed like a really classy, nice guy.

Hearing about that makes me physically full of rage. I have two exes like that, because I have awesome taste in men.

I equate men who won't work with men who are immature, lazy, and emotionally and intellectually underdeveloped. I know they're not all that way...but...mostly, yeah.

I equate men who won't work with men who are immature, lazy, and emotionally and intellectually underdeveloped. I know they're not all that way...but...mostly, yeah.

WORD. I was in a two and a half year relationship with a guy who was emotionally distant, 10 years younger than me, and on hard-ass drug court probation so that he "couldn't" get a job. Oh, he could, but all the jobs he could work while on probation were beneath him. So I busted my ass every day, cooked for him…

No matter what you do, stroke stroke STROKE that ego, because the unemployed boyfriend will find reasons to get pissed at you that don't make any sense to anyone, let alone himself, when he starts to get especially down about his absolute uselessness.