SitDownMan
ImmaLetYouFinish
SitDownMan

Three years ago, I was the only scout saying Rondo is overrated, and I was crucified for it.

As a guy who went to neither UNC or NC State, I can say beyond a doubt that UNC fans are much more obnoxious than State fans.

Wait a second, Tom....scrappy, diminutive players are white. This dude's not white. This is unpossible.

After the Sacramento kid finished emerging from between Howard's legs, a local Bishop immediately traded Dwight to Boston.

This shouldn't be surprising. Getting 17 without any assists is his typical stat line.

Mario looks like he wants to shank him

Coffee is gross, how can people even drink that?

If the shoe don't fit, on the play he must quit.

I'm sure Mayor Ford will celebrate this win with a quiet, subdued get-together at home with family and friends.

Hey girl, hope you're having suicidal thoughts because my only specialty is jumpers.

So she's quickly adapted from being visibly disappointed and disgusted, to throwing in the towel, giving up, and faking satisfaction. That's nothing new. Every woman I've ever slept with does that.

How exactly does him being a shitty singer mean the headphones are shit?

James finished the game one assist shy of a triple-double with 36 points, 13 rebounds, and nine assists.

"A real superstar would have made sure that ball went in the hoop with no time left on the clock"

Miles Teller looks exactly like Rachel Maddow. That is all.

Is that even English that I'm reading?

Does he know Daft Punk aren't actually robots?

Just in case you are keeping score, according to Greg, this is at least the 11th time this year that Arsenal has scored the goal of the year.