could you die already

god it's so disturbing that so many comments on here get deleted or never appear nowadays.

I just kept looking for frosted flakes...

This thread is the funniest deadspin thread ever, bookmarked.

they don't play without fucking shoes

you lost and your team isn't good.

haha fuck you deadspin

the features on the barbie don't really like any actual human being. I don't see why a doll would need to be spot on anatomically.

goddamn this is a really impressive piece, well done Haisley

satire

gay

He's wearing a wire.

This has to be one of the better comment threads on Deadspin ever

but, so wrong on so many levels

thats underarmour fool

but like forreal

ded

shoutout to valient efforts and running shit

but deadspin you gotta chill

You are a fucking lame. I guess the world needs those too.