As Karl Marx said, “History repeats itself; first as tragedy, then as farce.”

That old man backed the fuck right through that garage door.

+Threeve

Dwight Howard: Ha-ha! Yeah, I found this backstage, an over-sized hat. It’s funny.

Samer Kalaf: No, it’s not!

Dwight Howard: Sure it is. It’s funny. It’s funny because it’s ah, bigger than, ah.. [ clears throat ] ..you know, a normal hat.

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

Blatter Cancer

Will they? This isn't la cosa nostra. I really doubt a bunch of old soccer bureaucrats are so in awe of Sepp Blatter that they will take the fall for him.

My computer’s volume is all the way up and all I hear is muffled words and static. What’s he saying?

I can only sleep on a bed made of whipped cream, so I get it.

Sister, I'm a Texan.

If you think getting struck with a water balloon is assualt, you definitely should not be a cop. Or live a life in society.

So you can tackle and arm bar someone because they maliciously get you damp? Ok. Seems especially reasonable for off-duty cops who are in the midst of drinking.

/\ please give this more stars, people.

I used to live on 2nd st and 2nd ave in Minneapolis, right above a pedal pub business. Meaning, every day I heard booze-fueled tour groups going out and coming in. If anyone should be banging the anti-pedal pub drum, it should be me. But I love the idea, I like people are having fun while exploring the city and they…

Even when they’re in the right, these guys are raging dickheads. I want to be on their side here, they’re up against jag offs who threw water balloons at people for no good reason. This should be an easy time to pick sides. And yet, the off-duty cops (I assume) are screaming at people and pinning people the asphalt?…

The “I Hate Pedal Pub” people are awful, but nonuniformed cops tackling people because of a squirt gun attack also horrible. Glad to see police are learning nothing from recent events.

Cyclists and cops - two groups that often think they are above the law and are loved only by their own kind.

Good to see cops are just as pleasant and non-hostile off duty as they are in uniform

lol white people rage

Well, he’s not wrong