Ooooh, do that again. Only this time, do it in this voice:

Sometimes a guy just feels great about his name, a couple of M's, a cool state in there. Mike Montana. Yeah. Then some pretty boy asshole introduces himself and he's got a fistful of K's and a name that sounds like an AK-47 at a Syrian wedding. I guess the moral is you can only push a man so far.

I would actually be curious to read more from someone who deals with domestic violence professionally on what the potential achievements and utility of an "awareness campaign" are. (Self criticism: if I were REALLY interested, maybe I wouldn't be posting the question on a sports gossip blog!) I was a child when the…

You don't really have to answer over and over again. If it's so frustrating, don't do it.

The whole situation is just fucked-up.

Now, If I was Whitney's Trusts and Estate lawyers, I'd have a trust set-up for her that would pay out over years as opposed to giving her everything at once. Regarding control of the music, I hope Whitney was smart enough to set-up something that would keep it out of her ex-husband's hands if her daughter died soon…

Without a will stating otherwise, everything of hers (if she doesn't survive) would go to her husband (/brother) first, provided they're legally married. (I think they started wearing rings two years ago, and he found her and has only been described in the press as her husband, never fiancé or boyfriend.) Spouse is…

Wouldn't Bobbi Kristina's estate go to her husband? Not sure that's any better, but I think that's who gets your estate if there's no will and you're married.

I'm sorry but honestly, she choose him. She had her own demons and he wasn't RESPONSIBLE for them. We talk about how women shouldn't bear the brunt of men having to control themselves and women aren't the keepers of male sexuality here all the time. And I 100% agree with that sentiment. On the flip side, a woman's…

It would go to Bobbi Kristina's husband, I think. Usually spouses go before parents. I feel like a bonehead for not thinking of Bobbi Kristina's kin, though, thanks for schooling me. :)

Johnny Weir's attempt at David Tyree cosplay didn't work out so well.

I don't know about all states, but here in Florida, my son was vaccinated for free.

Hahaha, I'm sure they're a very nice family full of great folks. It was just kind of an odd celebrity encounter while everyone was concentrating on peeing as quickly and efficiently as possible. :)

The thing I loved about Joan Rivers is she had that old school show biz work ethic. Like Vaudeville work ethic, where you take every damn job you can and the only real marker of success is a full calendar.

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

I used to live in Collier Co, and I am not even slightly surprised this is the thing that finally adds it to the immortal roster of Florida news stories.

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think Suge Knight might not be a good person.

gosh, where did the reporter find conspiracy theorists in Arizona?

Did you know that if you add the numbers in 9/11, you get 20, which matches exactly the average IQ of a 9/11 truther?

Fuck Pete Carroll.