And yet the NAACP bombing got barely any attention. If it's just about "US centricity" or how close it is to home, that still doesn't explain it.

Meanwhile as he was driving to his child's parent-teacher conference, Jay Cutler's car stalled 60 yards away from the school.

Let me say this first. That doesn't make it right. In fact it's wrong as hell that the massacre of possible an entire town gets below the fold coverage.

Well, I mean, it seems to a strange "contest" for two different situations.

This is unfathomably horrific.

Botched periods often end up with the quick hook.

As a Knicks and Mets fan, I'm ready for plastic bags.

I'm glad you're out of the grey's and left this comment. I know Deadspin is all about snark, but this guy is really fucked up, and has reached a point in his addiction that he's endangering others. I'm just glad he got caught before he hurt anyone.

Any truth to the rumor he was wearing a Brian Scalabrine jersey to throw off investigators?

Its like getting robbed by a unicorn. A unicorn that sucks at basketball.

This is a stellar, insightful, and hilarious article. Representative of the best that Jalopnik can deliver. Bravo.

As someone who truly enjoys VW for giving me a solid driving dynamic and interior/exterior build quality I just can't seem to find from any other brand in my price range, it is incredibly frustrating to see how self-destructive VW (VWofA?) as a company is. Many VW fans will agree.

You get used to it.

Get out.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Quick question: how is this any different from saying "Johnny Manziel looks pretty woozy on the sideline after that last hit, I think he might have a concussion"? Or, "Derrick Rose keeps shying away from contact, I think his knee is still hurt"? We speculate about athletes' physiological states all the time. And yeah,…

OK, here's what I'm hoping to find out. Why is it irresponsible for Skip Bayless to say he thinks Johnny Manziel has a drinking problem, but not for others to say they think he doesn't have a drinking problem? Is the problem that it's wrong to speculate about a stranger's substance abuse, or is it that there's…

Correct. This is not normal, Barry.

Really not everybody that age is getting shitfaced enough to concern their friends and family. And, as someone else pointed out, many of those who do are already alcoholics.

Some of those perpetually shitfaced 20-somethings you reference are alcoholics.