psst, many college students have cars

I first thought it might be either Jeter's ball-lickers or Oscar Pistorius's bathroom door, but I'm going to go with Roger Goodell's Dartboard of Justice.

Aww man, and he's all nice and patient as his kid takes 142,000 years to cut open the box too.

I'm all for enjoying what you earned. But something I get sickened by the excess of the rich. Just... ugh fuck em.

Seeing each goal half a dozen times really made the clip.

This speech is impressively long and focused for a guy who has AD issues

This quote right here, from the Observer, is my favorite part of this whole story:

Well, that's one way to tailgate

There is an obvious, elegant solution to this crisis.

I don't think a photo has ever caused me to actually (not talking hyperbole, here) want to punch a person before.

On the Seventh Day Arrested.

The Nicene Ed Reed

In a week of shitty things related to rape, this is a welcome reprieve, and gives me a little hope.

This is really bizarre to me. Would he have a complete meltdown if somebody took "his" dinner roll he totally planned to grab while at Golden Corral?

It's hard to blame Llull for this. Who would expect the referee to levitate like that?

What this clip doesn't show you was the referee mocking Sergio's family just beforehand, so the player was just defending their honour. He did it for the Llulls.

I thought his best costume was from a few years ago when he went as 'legless Greg Oden.'

I don't want to live in a world where tits don't matter.

Ah that old chestnut. You're certainly right so far as it goes, you CAN get everything done with just one knife. But why? Having a handful of knives around is handy and these are a good choice to have them without spending a ton on them.

Ah that old chestnut. You're certainly right so far as it goes, you CAN get everything done with just one knife. But…