I used to see his sister around my old town pretty regularly a few years back. She is kind and brilliant and awesome.

Here's a question. Why am I banned on Deadspin? I didn't realize you guys were such pussies.

I'm only surprised that this doesn't happen weekly.

Yeah, because it's funny when you make the same joke about 100 times in a row.

Morrises is correct.

Barry, sorry for contacting you in this fashion. It's really a pain in the ass that there is not mechanism to send a private message on Kinja. Why am I blocked on Deadspin? I see no flagged messages. For all the idiots posting all over the place (see: "Enemey at the Gates"), it sometimes seems like the Gawker family…

You have no idea what you are talking about and it would take too long to explain but almost everything you said is wrong.

Richard Sherman is quoting Lee Atwater. I wonder if he knows who and what Lee Atwater was.

Yes, this. His opinion would also carry more weight without the "cheering for the Seahawks" statement.

No, an incentive for performance does not justify unethical behavior. Most professions have incentives for performance but limits on what is acceptable to satisfy those incentives. This is no different.

"He made the decision with me to recall the tires without Firestone." Yeah, Jacques Nasser. Never made a safety decision of monumental importance to the company without getting a thumbs-up from his PR people. This name-dropping asshat has zero credibility.

Another good idea would be to read the article.

Serious question: what would happen to the stuff if it weren't sold? Their season is over. What's the school going to do with 100 uniforms they won't use any more and a pile of used cleats.

I love everything about your response, I really do, but I'm going to stick with my daily shower.

Bam!

The compelling reason is I feel gross if I don't shower every day.

Too bad there are no charges for scumbags who jerked off to stolen nude selfies.

It was worth it if he got out of a trip to Riviera Beach.

I understand. And it's a fair point. That said, you might want to consider becoming a GM because you just made a pretty compelling argument for why $23k is actually over a $1M.

And you missed my point. You can't annualize the $23k out. That's not the way bonuses work. The $23k is worth $23k, not $1.2M, no matter if you're Brady or a rookie.