That's not the way it works. You have to add the $23k to the $900k and then divide by either 52 for weeks or by number of games, which probably makes more sense. In that case, most of them are taking a huge pay cut for the playoffs, which is Drew's point.

"You ate my speech!"

Of course there is bias in the media. No one is suggesting otherwise. But it is naive to think that a civil war in a far away land that has virtually no economic bearing on the United States is going to get the same press coverage as a terrorist attack in the middle of Paris, an attack that might well be the leading…

Which is?

I know that cost in lives dwarfs the other but that's not how the media works. Robin Williams's death got a more coverage than Boko Harum's atrocities too. I know a lot of people hate Twitter but it is very helpful rounding out US-centric media coverage.

It's not a contest.

Hahaha, I come back here hours later and you're still trying to defend your bullshit? On what do you base your first sentence? A gunshot wound or a broken nose is pretty easy to diagnose but a poorly differentiated sarcoma or what's causing your high blood pressure might be far more difficult than, say, OCD.

Yay, misogyny! Keep doing what your doing, buddy. Die young and do us all a favor.

I stand corrected. I thought you were a guy who got burned by Manziel in a fantasy league. Now I know you're an alcoholic in denial who got burned by Manziel in a fantasy league.

We can also agree that you shouldn't have drafted Manziel in your fantasy league, but it still doesn't make Bayliss wrong. You don't need an MRI to identify an alcoholic, you just need to see a pattern of self-defeating behavior.

The recovering alcoholics I know can spot an active one a mile away. Want to know how? Reread what Bayliss wrote.

Alabama? Maybe he has a sister.

You are exactly as clever as I originally thought.

Awesome, dude! But what I find odd is not the bears reference but that your first and apparently best thought on the topic was to imagine another man ejaculating. Clear enough? Now get back in that stall and take care of your friend.

No, really, it's not funny. Just like every other joke that has been repeated 10,000 times by people who can't think up their own jokes. Plus the weird down low vibe.

What is it with the "cums" jokes on Deadspin? Is that a thing? Does anyone find that funny?

I'm guessing you fistbump a lot of virgins.

Every time you hear a beard bauble ring, an asshole has been punched.

So why are you speaking?

That makes sense.