Just remember that men are pussies, especially the sport fan shut-ins. And remember that the angriest ones have the smallest dicks (hockey players, John McEnroe).

@JulichsRightHooks: So saying no to a sexual harasser makes you a skank now?

My favorite actor.

@BarbarobicsInstructor: Stupid and tasteless. Interesting...

@Drunken Midgets: We're still waiting for your first good comment.

@DogRidingRodeoMonkey: This is one of those times.

Hitting infants is worse.

@Annie Mack: Oooh, someone's toes got stepped on. What's wrong with a website that demands intelligence from its writers having certain expectations of its readers?

"I just threw up a little in my mouth" takes the prize as both lazy and disgusting.

@madeofawesome seeks adventure: I think it's the way he parts it in front. It's like he's trying to hide the hairline.

I swear it looks like he's got a hair piece.

@PopCultureIsAFarce: It's better than many seasons. Off the top of my head, Taylor Swift and Jon Hamm were unquestionably successful. J Jones and some others were awful but I would rank the season higher than some recent ones.

Uncanny. I was waiting for the chatroulette joke.

Maybe too soon for "stuck in whale" jokes?

I am seeing this right? Hair Club for Men?

@itsonreserve: Good call. It's good but it would have been great with more separation.

This is a good bit. Now quit while you're ahead.

Wham wham wham wham. Take that, joke.

Wow, it's so unlike for SNL to beat a joke to death.

@scandalouskiki: Please, Lord, let the SNL writers stay the hell out of the way of Zach Galifaianakis. PLEASE.