but it is just a bunch of calvin harris loving dorks now.

Former colleague did that and filed them by year in 3-inch binders all the way back to 1998.

The headline in the NY Post would read “Van Veen Vexes Vogue Vamp”

He does the laundry, which is great because I hate that. And he does the dishes and loads the dishwasher because he’s anal about exact placement of dishes and glasses and I don’t have time for that.

HIS ASS should be making lunches and getting the kids up, woman!!!!

going to the post to pick up my Paula’s order this morning. however - since she sold her company to VCs I have been annoyed with product proliferation and the price increase. Still not at Sephora insanity levels obvs.

He’s like if Michael Bay took himself deadly serious.

Even *if* his exes were making 6 figures he still has a responsibility to those children.

You apparently missed the bit about his being a UPS driver where wages were garnished 70%.

“I knew a person who had it hard and persevered, so your hardship means nothing!”

I loved the “My party is batshit crazy”!

I wish she didn't have that satin ribbon around her neck, it makes me think her head will fall off

When we regard punishment as evidence of guilt, we are fucked. It’s literally a medieval standard of proof. He drowned, so he must be a witch.

It’s always suspicious when a school acts but the police don’t. Rape is a horrible crime. The punishment for rape is not expulsion from school, it is a long prison term, as it should be. So where are the cops in all this?

How can you call him a rapist? You know literally nothing about this case. Why is it okay for you to prejudge this person?

This is a type of sandal that’s called ‘sandalia esclava’ in Italy, which literally translates as ‘slave sandals’. Was it stupid to use the literal translation? Yes. But, Dolce and Gabbana are not the first designers to do this. Even, English speaking designers like Vivienne Westwood have signature shoes called ‘slave…

Yes! Paula’s Choice is the secret weapon more people should know about. Scent-free, colour-free, moderately-priced and absolutely kick-ass. I don’t know what I’d do without her 2% BHA lotion. It’s genuinely skin-transforming.

Agreed. And now I am becoming very concerned about the amount of time I have spent thinking about this, haha.