Snap, my Mirena was one of the biggest mistakes I ever made contraception wise, it ended up a painful, infected nightmare that pierced my cervix. They’re only plastic, so I would hate to imagine what a copper one would have done to me.

Now at this point in Kyle’s story, the part of me who is the teenager who came of age in Brooklyn started bubbling up– and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

“And we want to treat this with the seriousness it deserves, so we’re going to put you on GMA. Your segment would be between Rachel Ray and the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.”

A girl from a modest financial background reporting a rape by a multimillionaire to the police. LOL.

At minimum, a third of the population says they are mature for their age.

Nice humble bragging

He looks a little prednisone puffy.

O/T: she is such a fucking joke.

There were a few songs they credited to the most recent person to cover it rather than what olds like me would consider the originator.

Yep, and Carmen’s version is still the best, too.

right on. i was molested as young child by a babysitter, then a few years later by my brother, then raped as a young woman. leaving out all the other similar crap between and after those key events (I won’t get into the psychology that sets one up for reoccurrence of abuse...). Point is, I don’t need/want to be…

I am getting really tired of women portraying other women as delicate flowers that need to be protected.

She likes junk food, so you can’t criticize her.

White women = Jennifer Lawrence

You’re in college, you can’t look up what Lolita is about ahead of time? I mean, you just you look up reviews for this very reason, but a 20 year old needs an announcement? I don’t get this. Why not have every professor begin the first class by saying “everything in this class is on the syllabus. Please look it over…

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

she can do whatever the fuck she wants!

I had better not see one damn person dressed as a “sexy” black panther next halloween...

Thank you for your input, James

I figure it’s not my call to second-guess what elements of her own life are tragedy or comedy. She found it funny and so she wrote it that way.