Yeah. Am I the only one who does NOT WANT TO GO TO THERE?

So help me out RedStateBluewoman.

When Christian people talk about being persecuted for their faith this behavior is the problem. They are being called out for being racist, sexist, ageist assholes who don’t seem to follow any moral compass besides mean girls. Not for believing in JC.

I just watched a Youtube review after reading your post and I’m already a convert. It looks stunning...I love their highlighter pen - so yeah, getting a few of those babes!

I feel like there’s more potential for drunken mishaps if all the guests are secretly drinking instead of just right there out in the open

Being ice cold is definitely a trait I look for in world leaders.

Retin-A has definitely helped my keratosis pillaris, but otherwise I feel like I’m the person nothing works on. Latisse didn’t work for my eyebrows, nothing I’ve tried has worked for my dark spots.

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

Is it possible for you to photoshop more appropriate clothes on your nephews? You don’t have to be fantastic at photoshop to make that look decent, and someone you know may be willing to do it for free/cheap/alcohol.

Why not just photoshop these brainless little turds out of the pictures?

I would, when and if you can afford it, go on the Dr. Phil show.

I’m sorry your wedding wasn’t what you had always dreamed of, I can’t imagine planning so much and being so let down by people I thought I could depend on.

I ejected a drunken friend from my wedding. I specifically warned him beforehand that he was not going to ruin my wife’s day by getting shit-hammered and acting the fool. A few hours in and he was being a stootz, giving women “lap dances” and generally making a spectacle of himself. Had to toss him and he still whines…

Ugh, post-wedding depression is THE WORST. Hugs; I had it bad. I gained 30 pounds in like 4 months because of it.

“My brother-in-law dressed his kids in flat bill ball caps and basketball shorts”...I’d have tossed them out. Kids or not, you merit respect and clearly this asswipe didn’t give a shit.

Have a re-do.

My photographer ended up being HORRIBLE—she was late for the ceremony, so I have no before pics and no portrait (just me in my gown), she missed the whole wedding party walking in, and she basically took the kinds of photos anyone with a decent digital camera could take.

I will try and find it for you, but my mom showed up one time to tell the tale - my parents had a TERRIBLE wedding. The hated every minute of it. And they have been happily married 35+ years, 3 beautiful (if I do say so myself) children. Fuck the wedding, fuck your stupid brothers, fuck the people that let you down.…

Poor you! I’m sorry that happened. In my humble view, you deserve a really nice anniversary celebration, not involving any eejits.

There’s literally nothing you can do about it now. None of it matters anyway. Just be glad it’s over. Weddings are expensive, stressful bullshit, and no one’s ever goes exactly like they wanted it to. Sorry yours was so crappy. *Hugs*