When you’re obviously not from California. Not all of Orange County is Newport Beach.

“Andre, take me to Red Lobster.”

Oooh, sick burn on that dude “former employee Sarah Winkler”.

Shit, that was a really rough one. #TooGoodForThisWorld

Exactly! I was getting a bit confused why we were being told about Love Actually as though none of us watches Game Of Thrones.

Person Possessing Prosthetic Penis Panics, Pandemonium Partially Prevented.

Good point. This has to be the worst Jezebel thread I’ve read in a long time. WTF: people with straight teeth are prettier..they’re healthier... Someone’s f-ing grocery store boyfriend has to work with ugly-poors?!? Man... Some depressing classist shit nonsense right here.

I found this article by accident and am definitely not about to be married - I just wanted to step in and remind you: This is YOUR wedding. The only thing that matters is that the two of you are happy with whatever you decide. Anyone who will judge you for “not having a knot blowout” and then even mention it shouldn’t…

Hi -

I had the same experience with BV the entire time I had the IUD. It was super annoying and probably would have led to removal had it not partially expelled itself causing a week of another type of misery.

But don’t you know that vasectomies can lead to prostate cancer?!?!1!? Which is already te most common cancer in men, IIRC. My husband wa goin to get one until I made the mistake of showing him a YouTube video of the procedure. Don't make the same mistake I did.

I had the IUD for 2 years with few problems. Then I started getting BV and UTIs constantly. I ended up with, like, 10 different infections, including 6 UTIs in three months, before I got it taken out. I literally felt like I was never able to have sex. I would have two good days where things were in order and then…

THIS HAPPENED TO ME AND THE CURE IS BORIC ACID!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully they will continue to develop more and more different varieties of LARC with different levels and types of hormones, as well as completely non-hormonal methods.

It's a good thing we have the implant as an alternative option!

Interesting... I think sex has become more painful since getting the IUD... Could this be why? Time to google!

Little did she know that she’s showing the ultimate of white privilege by making an exhibit out of a dead black person. #StopWhitePeople2015

Andy Cohen has tweeted an apology to Amandla.

Kylie knew exactly what she was doing. I’m not going to get too deep into it as I don’t like to do that on white websites, but all those Kardashian/Jenner girls know what they’re doing.

I had it edited by a native speaker, but thanks.