I gave up my love for Kate Spade after every single bag I had from hers fell apart faster than my target satchel. Her quality is pure shit! Honestly, I get more bang for my buck from J crew.

ahhhhh, it seems like yesterday!

Wait, did I miss breadstick story or was it not included? I was convinced breadstick story would be number one! Any ways, hearing you are moving to wonkette made my day because we literally poured one out for BCO on Saturday.

I get both, but I work for a do-gooder nonprofit.

Where on earth will I get to talk to people about my retin-a obsession and oil cleansing methods??!?!? I really loved this site, I’ll miss it truly.

This makes me so sad. I am not kidding when I say, “behind closed ovens” was the ONLY thing that cheered me up about going to work on mondays. Every sunday night I would think, “At least I can read BCO” and after every stupid long and draining monday morning staff meeting, my Behind Closed Ovens was waiting for me.

this is anecdotal. I was raised by a single dad because my mom was a heroin addict and my husband raises a 6 year old little girl all by himself because her mother can’t be bothered to get a job or take time away from singing in a band, modeling in photoshoots or just blowing in the wind from party to party. She sees…

It is actually pretty awful and transfers like hell (and I love bobbi!). The YSL gel is the only one I have ever used that doesn’t transfer.

It’s ok, I have used every eyelid primer under the sun from benefit to nars and I have deduced they are all shit.

Ok so I had this problem and I have three options for you:

I am sorry dear. I suffer from panic disorder and know that the anxiety that feeds them is absolutely terrifying. If an impending breakup is making you feel this insane, then you know he isn’t worth it. Real love makes you feel safe, not confused and scared of being left. Fuck him.

California King baby!

No she doesn’t : /

The absolute shittiest aspect of this is that this is my beautiful step-daughter. Her mom lives in town and only bartends some nights and weekends. She COULD do this, but just simply won’t. Her daughter isn’t convenient to her, so she only sees her two days a month. When we asked if she could pick her up after school…

When I was younger, our kindergarten ended at 3. Now my daughter’s kinder program starts at 9:00 am and ends at 12:45, leaving me to foot the bill for morning and after-care because the state is too cheap to pay their teachers for full time kinder (I guess, I don’t know, California isn’t as progressive as people would…

Woof, our daughter goes to kindergarten and our costs went up! Aftercare, because we both work full-time, is $565 a month.

I have never thought to condition my brushes-any recommendation on what works best?

Thank you! He really is the best. I wound up marrying a badass single dad who is doing it all by himself too. Well, now he has me and my cool as hell teenage son to help!

I am an athiest, but I really enjoyed reading your article. Similarly, I believe the athiest movement has a women problem and that all their smugness really turns away a lot of people.

I had my baby when I was 16 and was promptly thrown out of school. My wonderful dad ripped them a new one, told them to go fuck themselves, enrolled me in independent study and I finished my last two years while I was pregnant. I got my bachelors degree when I was 24 though! My single dad is the absolute best.