I have a weird theory that the nexplanon had the worst levels of hormones in it. Our one coworker who rants and raves about her nexplanon is also the moodiest bitch I have ever met. My dear friend transformed into a demon two weeks after she had hers put in, and a friend of mine was engaged to a hell beast with one of…

I got absolutely torn to shreds on another Jezebel thread, because apparently people are VERY sensitive about their insistence that any sexually active woman who doesn’t have an iud is an idiot, but I had mine removed for causing a lot of internal problems for me, and I am not the one among my friends who had to do…

hey sephora might still have the freebee code deal where you can get a free YSL lip oil. It works exactly like the gloss she described above except no tack, slick oil, very moisturizing, leaves behind a magical even stain when the oil wears off. It is super high shine and really awesome!

YSL glossy stains forever! Oh and their lip oil stain is fucking magic.

The YSL lipgloss stains are the shiiiiiiiiiiitttttt. The YSL lip oil is basically magic. It’s a super moisturizing oil, and then when the oil wears off, BAM, you still have a vibrant color stain left on that isn’t dry. It is magic!

Also, so like, where in California? Then we can all make our formal opinion on whether this is worth it. Cause if you are going to LA, then hell yeah, there is a ton of fun stuff to do-and same for SF, Oakland or any of the pretty zones up north or the palm desert area south. But if this is in fucking Fresno, you can…

bring a flask. Unless they are dirt ass poor, or your family has a wild card or 3 in the bunch known to have drunken meltdowns, that is just bad hosting.

In summation he sucks, but I must admit, he is actually very nice and well-meaning. Just, not emotionally intelligent.

He isn’t my friend. Rather he is a friend of my husband’s who we never see anymore, but they still work together so he receives the daily download of how much he despises his fiancee and how miserable she makes him. I am spared having to hang out with him (surprisingly, he is a really nice, just terribly flawed,…

I know a real-life groomzilla. He is obsessed with attention and as he has gotten older he seems to demand it even more as he gets less and less. In his late 20’s he was married to an older women and he used his managerial position to fuck countless, and I mean countless (though he thinks it is around 40-50) different…

All the locals seem to be all aflutter about accounts of it being only a short walk-apparently you had to cross a highways and hike pretty deep to get there.

I had the skin of a glowing angel until I quit breastfeeding-then it exploded into cystic madness. THANKS HORMONES. Retin-A happily cleared me up, calmed it down and made my skin normal again-better even.

That multivitamin masque is seriously wonderful-but I have to share the funniest thing I heard an esthetician say: I was talking with her about my skincare regimen (Josie Maran cleansing oil w or w/o clairisonic, sunscreen, then at night I do cleansing oil, biologique recherche lotion p50v, seaberry oil and eye cream…

Hey, stick with that retin-a! Retin-A worked WONDERS for my acne scar indentations and it took about a year or so for me to see the effects. It started by clearing my skin, then it really helped my general oil production, then the acne scars started to fade, then my pocking was reduced. Having a series of glycolic…

My husband’s type are darker skinned, dark haired, dark eyed women. He married the most see-through pale strawberry blonde woman on earth. Types don’t mean shit I guess.

My biggest reason is that I was raised by a badass single dad and it was his dream to walk me down the aisle. He said he had been fantasizing about that day since I was a little girl. My mom was a drug addict, and he was my only caretaker. He means so much to me, and he walked me down the aisle to our favorite beatles…

Like paper dolls! I love it!

Honestly, that would be such a wonderful gift from any of my photoshop proficient friends. They are both literally wearing Lebron shoes to the wedding and when I made a snide remarked about how nice it was for him to dress them in their best for a photo of all their family members at the request of their dying…

Thank you. I accomplished my goal, but my goal was also to have a lovely day and it truly wasn’t. If just the cake was fucked up, I wouldn’t have written 3 paragraphs to strangers on the internet. *Everyone* keeps telling me that all I needed to actually do was get married, and yet I still have this lingering sadness…

Thank you so so so very much for this perspective. There are so many overwhelming emotional components to weddings that come out and it is no wonder so many people just say *fuck it* and go to court. My mother was a heroin addict growing up and we don’t have much of a relationship. Well meaning family members kept…