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As a 30 year old mother of a soon to be 14 year old I am happy to finally admit to myself that I am hanging my uterus up to dry. After my first and only pregnancy, I have been terrified of ever being pregnant again. For starters, I was diagnosed with an incompetent cervix (thanks doctor dude for making a weak cervix

You had me at pagan message board

You go to college you say? It's a maturity issue. I have never slapped a boyfriend in all of my 30 years, despite some of them deserving it. I don't have any friends that would do that either. You're running with some pretty immature, volatile girls.

I was always under the impression that the correct phrasing is, "there are myriad other things" rather than, "a myriad"-someone tell me what is up.

It's the eye makeup. It's so garish and clock work orangey.

Thank you for the link-this is a great read/I want to vomit. I will never forget the moment when someone asked Michelle Rhee on one of her education round up tours with KJ, "Aren't kids going to have to keep on waiting for Superman until after we stop imposing ridiculous standardized testing on them? (revealing she

She has no incentive to care so long as people like Oprah keep tossing money blindly at her. Her kids go to private school in NC. Real change is of no concern to her.

Amy Schumer does an amazing sketch about an app that gives you unwanted attention from serial "nice guys" and it's called, "M'lady"

I don't think this should have been posted. He came correct in the end. The dudes who are worthy of these public shamings should be narrowed down to the ones who are unapologetic about being douches. This guy said he was sorry pretty genuinely. I feel (like some other things Jezebel posts) that this actually

They do this even when the article is specifically about small breasts too. The last time that there was an article about living with small breasts, the ENTIRE comment section was taken over by women, "complaining" about their large breasts. It's this weird chance to humble brag? If you scroll up there are women

Don't worry, us small breasted chicks aren't accepted either because we aren't real women and are passed over for the large breasted ladies as you are preferred by heterosexual men. There isn't any correct breast size, you're doing it wrong no matter what.

Certainly hope a middle aged man never forces your kid to suck their dick. Would you roll out the funnies for that, or is it only cute when other kids are being raped?

The thing is, that's not at all accurate. Some of my friends are insanely intelligent yet still follow astrology. I could easily describe at least 3 of them as skeptical hard-asses no less!

(and no, you are not, Kids need rules and boundaries and are anxious without them, you are probably a really good parent)

How about no gender hits any gender :)

I have always referred to this as , "Bed jail"

Can we please all stop giving this woman attention? She has a history of getting plastic surgery-her ass is clearly courtesy of implants. She didn't achieve anything. She bought an ass.

How do you feel now that the videos of him knocking her the fuck out have surfaced?

Never mind that this man just knocked a woman the fuck out, we are just making football jokes herp derp he haw amurica!!!! YEAH, you're definitely on the right side of history buddy.

This man knocked a woman the fuck out and people are making jokes. She is entitled to call them out. You come off like a bit of an ignorant prick.