Notice the "iPad" in the filename?

Actually, I'm pretty sure the airplane of the future looks like this.

Pretty sure it was a joke...

God I wish I could promote you.

Ha, I had the exact same thought.

Nah dude. Flames.

No, it would be a crime against Martianity.

I <3 The Decemberists.

I love you.

If anyone was wondering how this compares to 1080p, behold.

Can we just rename it to Urectum already so we can get over that stupid joke?

It wasn’t a question, and I read that. I can see their point, but I kind of disagree with it.

As someone who lives in Santa Cruz, I can tell you this is pretty unnecessary. Everyone here knows where all of the crimes take place. And they’re not the crimes this program is looking out for. Most of the crime here is drug and gang related, unfortunately.

I remember being in elementary school a few years later. Half of my class swore by Ask Jeeves, the other half always went Google. I was a Googler myself. Good times.

Fuck Mountain, located near scenic Sudden Valley.

Siemens huh? What’s the pronunciation on that again?

@SneakyPie: You blowhard!

@Mooncheez: This is a $5000 suit!

Oh my god! My smallish town is on that list! That would be way more awesome if I had T-Mobile...

@xeeb: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!