@DrinkYourMilk: Ah, beat me to it!
@DrinkYourMilk: Ah, beat me to it!
Not just a vacuum...a refurbished vacuum. She should get them some refurbished underwear...
@MifuneT: What does freshly grilled meat have to do with Burger King?
I totally read that first sentence as "often nonlethal weapon."
@esarphie: What, you’ve never gone on a bacon bender before? Psht, you’re missing out!
@gr8wayn: It should say "Veni Vidi Veni" instead...
because a Florida feels that he has
Ze Googles! Zey do nothing!
Black batter huh? They should really be concentrating on studying the pink chicken batter...
@FriarNurgle: Boy have I got a surprise for you!
Yeah...I enter my password wrong at least 2/3 of the time. Ah well, I’d been meaning to email me more pictures of myself.
Aren’t dual-core processors supposed to get better battery life?
@Rabinowitz: Is that Fillio’s cousin?
Fun fact: Americans spend more than $1 billio per day on slot machines!
@Nitesh: Beat me to it...
I wonder if there were any quality requirements for the clips submitted? Because I don’t think think I could watch an entire out of focus, pixelated movie...
Well, her mouth is probably the better of the two ways it could have entered...
I disagree with the Inspire being the less interesting one. I mean, it looks like an actually decent Android phone (4G or not) on AT&T. That makes it very interesting (at least to me...)
"Roadside Assistance: In non-emergency situations, drivers can push the blue button to help with problems like keys locked in the vehicle, a flat tire, or running out of gas."