"Rapiscan"

@lqdswrds: Guy’s a pro.

Reminds me of the Google’s search stories, specifically the Parisian love one. Both absolutely beautiful, and proof that our increasing interaction with technology doesn’t have to be the end of romance.

@Grindhouse Murders: Someone took my private island...any help?

Also requested: Gatorade, Band-Aids and a few of those anti-chaffing sticks.

@Stem_Sell: We don’t need to save Twilight, we need to be saved from it!

@bobthefrog1114: You don’t have to blow your own horn, that contraption does it for you! =D

o_0

First thing that came to my mind.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: Wait, what is broken exactly?

Oh wow, I read "Lube-Free Toilet Paper"...

Not 71 terabytes? I’m disappointed.

THANK YOU!

It links to an iWork download for me...

@NixonsGhost: I love you.

That made me think of number 3...

I just re-watched the first few minutes of the movie earlier...absolutely love it.

@D4RkNIKON: Bet the lettuce doesn't look like that after one day...

more about #areyoutougherthanfartymaniphon...

@dreadthepillow: And that one can only be defeated by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...