@EljhHck: I’m actually kind of disappointed that these aren’t made out of Legos...

And with that, there is nothing I would change about the iPhone’s hardware. One more week!

@Graham J: First thing I noticed...

All the people talking about the volume thing in the screenshot...that’s obviously just a piece of modern art they have sitting in the middle of their room.

Way too damn true...

@RigAudio: I know, I’m really original, huh?

So their black model is smaller than the normal white one? Weird.

Oh wow, I didn’t recognize him until that last picture!

I can’t begin to describe how excited I am.

@fizzlefist: I love you.

Why is the phone upside down...?

Only if it was as shiny as the duct tape in the picture. And I would request they add more before take off.

@kingcrim84: Agreed...not that I won’t be up until like four tonight anyway =P

@Chimaera: I feel like even though you’re congratulating me, I should feel ashamed...

a weird mix of tight [...] and loose

@psychonaut2021: Do the Charleston: Agreed, that felt pretty weird. His "Why is...those things?" totally made up for it though. Along with the "Lets never speak of them again. Here’s what happened."

Why is...those things?

@Dr. What?: This.

This is a great idea. It’s not like I valued my eyesight anyway.

Followed by The Impossibility of Happiness.