You sir/maam, are a sad, sad, and very brave person for venturing such waters... and i for one shall join you on this journey!

Who else here thought the new Star Trek films were enormously entertaining? Isn’t that the point of movies?

“No, I don’t want babies. I want to be able to buy and sell your babies without even noticing the charge on my expense report. Oh, by the way your stupid annoying children just got eaten by my new product line. My bad, see you at Mom and Dad’s for Thanksgiving.”

“One of the biggest arguments against this summer’s mega hit, Jurassic World, had to do with high heels.”

Key ingredients: talent and interest. I was not interested in the fucking violin. Or the fucking piano. (Or the fucking bassoon, but I knew that would get my mother to let me quit the fastest.) I have very little talent for carrying a tune vocally, as well. I am not tone-deaf exactly, but I have little to no patience…

The Strain, like most Horror/Sci-fi shows you need to suspend your sense of disbelief and just go along for the ride. If you do that it’s a pretty good show.

When I hit the part about Frank Miller I put my phone on the counter, whipped out a skillet and fried an egg on that sucker. Scorching, hilarious, pretty accurate.

I think the proper term for his headgear is bataclava, not balaclava.

We all know Wesley Willis could beat them both up anyway.

Love this book.

#strutshaming

Like, how many times in the movie did they mention that time basically doesn’t mean anything on the Quantum Realm. That seems like it’s got to be significant.

Baskin Robins don't play.

How about they do a movie called “The Other Guys,” and it stars Wasp, War Machine, and Falcon? :p

Baskin Robbins always finds out.

They always find out man...

Baskin Robbins finds shit out, fast.

How about instead of Ant-Man 2, they just go ahead and make The Wasp? Ant-Man can still show up as a supporting character if they want.

Baskin Robins already knew about all of these.