Yet another article about a woman and her accomplishments ending in a shout out for a man.

Please don’t say Harry Potter, please don’t say Harry Potter. *Sees Harry Potter.* *Cries.*

I enjoy the occasional pair of heels. They make me feel strong, confident and tall. I am pretty short so...

Here, please accept one internet.

Did they show any of the actual plants? Did I miss it?

OMG so true. The characters just don't stop complaining.

Simon R Green, Kevin Hearne, Eoin Colfer, Jonathan Stroud, and Rick Riordan. I am hardly a ‘young adult’ but the last two names deserve being here. Simon R Green has that underlying British wit with a nice bite to it, I love all his books, especially the Drood series.

'Obstacle course of explosions' is my new go to phrase for everything now.

You win an internet.

The Nightside series by Simon R Green: I discovered this series when my dad was diagnosed with stage 4 brain cancer. Reading the adventures of John Taylor and his Suzie Shooter in an aggressive surreal place fraught with danger and immense power helped me escape from the impending end. It really kept me sane and…

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Isn't Revolt/Prisoner of War (something to do with aliens and their invasion) starring Lee Pace scheduled to release in 2015?

That makes sense since Dwarf women have beards so they could easily pass off as males. In The Two Towers (extended version), there's this scene between Gimli, Eowyn and Aragorn where Gimli describes the women of his race and Aragorn makes a snide yet charming comment about dwarf women having beards.

I think I do too...I mean, seriously, RTBs, DSPs, that s*** belongs on a rando marketing blog no one will read :( I am depressed now.

Mine isn't so cool I am afraid; I am currently working with big data to predict user acquisition costs across programmatic buying. Digital marketing tech just doesn't sound cool enough :(

Not to forget Gimli discovered Balin's tomb in Moria (Fellowship of the Ring) and went nearly mental...seeing the actual Balin in the Hobbit films was bitter sweet knowing his ultimate fate.

In The Fellowship of the Ring (I re-watched yesterday) - there is this exposition in the beginning by Bilbo about Hobbits loving their 'Hobbit weed.'

I am glad it doesn't involve the usual 'he was dead the whole time.'

I know this one by heart...

Just leaving this here